True Story on Modern Day Beauty

April 3rd, 2010

 Recently, a Beiruti woman took her son to the emergency room because he suffered a fall and broke his arm. While she was in the hospital, she thought it would be a convenient time to inquire about the possibilities of a special surgery on her feet.

“Sorrrry, bas I have a big problem. My husband spent $3000 on Minolo Blahniks for me – he brought them all the way from New York. Bas, ya3nni, they’re toooo tight, and my feet mish hilween in them. Combien to remove my pinky toes?”

Instead of sending her to a surgeon, they referred her to a psychiatrist.

The goddess Taweret at least will look down on her with a smile.

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3 Responses to “True Story on Modern Day Beauty”

  1. Miray says:

    wow, that’s crazy!! I love the mix of 3 languages, lol

  2. Katie says:

    A sad tale of defeet.

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